People, more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
Be a physical chemist, an organic chemist, an analytical chemist, if you will; but above all be a Chemist. — Ira Remsen Copy Share Image
We often do not know ourselves the grounds On which we act, though plain to others. — Bertolt Brecht Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a comedian, but I wasn't funny enough to do it every night. — John Popper Copy Share Image
No one is ever really alone. You are part of everything alive. — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
The art of living easily as to money is to pitch your scale of living one degree below your means. — Henry Taylor Copy Share Image
If variety if the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
Even though you're now highly educated, don't dismiss the advantage of dressing a little slutty for job interviews. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think the desire to be funny was a mixture of wanting to be liked but also wanting to throw your elbows… — Paul Rust Copy Share Image
“Friend, we are well met indeed. I think we are a pair of fools and that we should hasten to Nildren's Peak,… — Ian Livingstone Copy Share Image
She's safe just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised. And you're going to die for… — Jack Sparrow Copy Share Image
“Robert said, "This is great, huh? Sorry to butt in and everything, but I really need the extra points. For my grade."… — Andrew Clements Copy Share Image
People are always the start for meanimals. When I can get into their heads, gods, supernatural beings,immortals, the deadthese are all people… — Tanith Lee Copy Share Image
I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get… — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
There's a rule of writing: if everything is funny, nothing is funny; if everything is sad, nothing is sad. You want that… — J. Michael Straczynski Copy Share Image
