Learn from other people's mistakes. Life is too short to make them all yourself. — Sam Levenson Life Copy Share Image
How wise are thy commandments, Lord. Each of them applies to somebody I know. — Sam Levenson Commandments Copy Share Image
At the U.N., any nation that fights back is censored as an "aggressor." — Sam Levenson Aggressor Copy Share Image
The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory. — Sam Levenson Damage Copy Share Image
The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing. — Sam Levenson America Copy Share Image
More and more Congressmen now stay in Washington all year-round because they can't stay at home under the laws they've passed. — Sam Levenson Congressman Copy Share Image
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. — Sam Levenson Birth Copy Share Image
There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
A woman's place is in the home. Why should she go out and take away a workingman's pay instead of staying home… — Sam Levenson Good wife Copy Share Image
The high IQ has become the American equivalent of the Legion of Honor, positive proof of a child's intellectual aristocracy… It has… — Sam Levenson Aristocracy Copy Share Image
One antidote for sexual truancy lies in simply teaching youth the wonder, the miracle, the reverence for the creation of life itself.… — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
The difference between keeping things clean and keeping kids clean was that things just sat still and waited for the dirt to… — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
“For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your… — Sam Levenson Kindness Copy Share Image
Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank,… — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
If you owe fifty dollars you're a piker; if you owe fifty thousand dollars you're a businessman; if you owe fifty million… — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your… — Sam Levenson Beauty Copy Share Image
“For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your… — Sam Levenson Beauty Copy Share Image
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent. — Sam Levenson Children Copy Share Image
Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor. — Sam Levenson Books Copy Share Image
Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don't know why, he does. — Sam Levenson Child Copy Share Image
The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV. — Sam Levenson America Copy Share Image
You don't have to be in "Who's Who" to know what's what. — Sam Levenson Being a grandmother Copy Share Image
We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier. — Sam Levenson Happiness Copy Share Image
It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring. — Sam Levenson Coffee Copy Share Image
People, more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
