The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory. — Sam Levenson Damage Copy Share Image
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent. — Sam Levenson Children Copy Share Image
Learn from other people's mistakes. Life is too short to make them all yourself. — Sam Levenson Life Copy Share Image
The reason grandparents and grandchilden get along so well is that they have the same common enemy — Sam Levenson Common enemy Copy Share Image
Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children. — Sam Levenson Beast Copy Share Image
We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
A woman's place is in the home. Why should she go out and take away a workingman's pay instead of staying home… — Sam Levenson Good wife Copy Share Image
The chaplain of the Senate does not pray for the Senate. He watches the Senate and prays for the country. — Sam Levenson Chaplain Copy Share Image
One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination. — Sam Levenson Facts Copy Share Image
The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so… — Sam Levenson America Copy Share Image
How wise are thy commandments, Lord. Each of them applies to somebody I know. — Sam Levenson Commandments Copy Share Image
At the U.N., any nation that fights back is censored as an "aggressor." — Sam Levenson Aggressor Copy Share Image
Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
More and more Congressmen now stay in Washington all year-round because they can't stay at home under the laws they've passed. — Sam Levenson Congressman Copy Share Image
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. — Sam Levenson Birth Copy Share Image
There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing. — Sam Levenson America Copy Share Image
