How wise are Thy commandments O Lord. Each one of them applies to somebody or other I know. — Sam Levenson Commandments Copy Share Image
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
What we should have fought for was representation without taxation. — Sam Levenson Forefathers Copy Share Image
You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it. — Sam Levenson Leadership Copy Share Image
When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants.… — Sam Levenson Father Copy Share Image
It would be useless to bomb Washington. If you destroy one building, they already have two other buildings completely staffed with people… — Sam Levenson Bombs Copy Share Image
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever… — Sam Levenson Birthday Copy Share Image
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. — Sam Levenson Brother Copy Share Image
Our parents set the moral tone of the family. They expected more of some of us and less of others, but never… — Sam Levenson Character Copy Share Image
Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together. — Sam Levenson Brotherhood Copy Share Image
When I came home and showed my mother my report card with a mark of 98 in arithmetic, she wanted to know… — Sam Levenson Arithmetic Copy Share Image
The difference between keeping things clean and keeping kids clean was that things just sat still and waited for the dirt to… — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
“For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your… — Sam Levenson Kindness Copy Share Image
Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank,… — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
If you owe fifty dollars you're a piker; if you owe fifty thousand dollars you're a businessman; if you owe fifty million… — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
The high IQ has become the American equivalent of the Legion of Honor, positive proof of a child's intellectual aristocracy… It has… — Sam Levenson Aristocracy Copy Share Image
One antidote for sexual truancy lies in simply teaching youth the wonder, the miracle, the reverence for the creation of life itself.… — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your… — Sam Levenson Beauty Copy Share Image
“For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your… — Sam Levenson Beauty Copy Share Image
People, more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring. — Sam Levenson Coffee Copy Share Image
The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV. — Sam Levenson America Copy Share Image
You don't have to be in "Who's Who" to know what's what. — Sam Levenson Being a grandmother Copy Share Image
We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier. — Sam Levenson Happiness Copy Share Image
Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor. — Sam Levenson Books Copy Share Image
Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don't know why, he does. — Sam Levenson Child Copy Share Image
