We can remember minutely and precisely only the things which never really happened to us. — Eric Hoffer Copy Share Image
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As funny as it be by you, it not that complex. Seein' is believin' so you better change your specs. — Shaggy Copy Share Image
It is not so much what happens to you as how you think about what happens." Epictetus — Epictetus Copy Share Image
I'm very British at heart. When I come to England, I say I'm coming home, and then it's funny: when I leave… — Lily Collins Copy Share Image
“I thought the two ugly ones, Marty and Laverne, were sisters, but they got very insulted when I asked them. You could… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
I've never really understood that. It's a funny thing; people sometimes accuse us of condescending to our characters somehow-that to me is… — Joel Coen Copy Share Image
All my good reading, you might say, was done in the toilet. There are passages in Ulysses which can be read only… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
I just think of myself as a comedian, really. I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Let's give thanks there isn't a parade where straight guys feel comfortable enough to take off their shirts and dance. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Behold the Power of the peanut. His body mass may be small, but his influence is mighty. The last holdout in the… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
Lent is funny. I mean it's not hilarious but it's unusual given that people's participation in mass is significantly reduced, yet the… — Angela Scanlon Copy Share Image
