Crocodiles have a smile I've seen on the face of every lawyer I've ever met. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“You try almost dying, being chased, then hopping in a car with a complete (horny) stranger.” — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Marriage paralyzes men from the neck up and women from the waist down. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Renko has just about had it. Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
When someone is laughing so much and it sounds so funny you laugh at their laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So much must I live for others, that almost I am a stranger to myself. — Pope Innocent III Copy Share Image
So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?". I said "I've been on telly… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I love horror. It's funny, because 'The Invitation' never struck me as horror, but it's definitely that type of thriller. — Karyn Kusama Copy Share Image
“Screw sharks; a Transformer could be stretching up on its tippy toes and would still have a mile of cover to eat… — Emma McLaughlin & Nicola Draus Copy Share Image
“The old agility was still present and the passion was undeniable, but it was the wobbling of the gut, the puffing of… — Jamie Holoran Copy Share Image
“She was a bitch,' Carl suddenly heard somebody say in the background, and that apparently refreshed everyone's memory. Yes, thought Carl with… — Jussi Adler-Olsen Copy Share Image
I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all… — Thomas Haden Church Copy Share Image
Best friends are those who, when you show up at their door with a dead body, say nothing, grab a shovel, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
