He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light.

“Charity ain't giving people what you wants to give, it's giving people what they need to get.”

— Terry Pratchett

I always think the audience sometimes wants what you're not giving them.

— Marc Guggenheim

I'll never forget the moment when I saw a red light go on, on the camera, and that image translated to the monitor, and…

— Susanna White

I can't even imagine what people did at red lights before cellphones.

— Anonymous

It's like being called up in the draft. The peculiar joy of hemorrhaging without bleeding starts when the evil little red light glows on…

— Jack Gould

I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red…

— Woody Allen

“What the hell are you stopping for, asshole?” Freemont hollered at the car in front of them. “People usually stop for red lights. You…

— Kerrelyn Sparks

When the Internet arrived in Ireland... it was like having Amsterdam's Red Light District in your own living room.

— Tom Dunne

In the United States, throughout all twenty-four hours of every day of the year - year after year - we have an average of…

— R. Buckminster Fuller

That awkward eye contact you have with the people in cars next to you at red lights.

— Anonymous

I was in Las Vegas when the Nogueira brothers first touched down in America. There was a bus, this is a true story. There…

— Chael Sonnen

I am a guy who likes those who drive through red lights.

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

I keep my scrapbooks in the car. When I come to a stoplight, I start looking through my past. Sometimes I wish the red…

— Garry Shandling

Goaltending is a suffering position. Your equipment protects you from injury, but not from pain, every time you go out there. And if you…

— Kevin Constantine

We're all trying to get to the same island — whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive, it doesn't matter. What matters is when…

— Jerry Seinfeld