If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you… — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: "When you come to a… — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I… — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded." — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
Responding to a question about remarks attributed to him that he did not think were his: "I really didn't say everything I… — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary." — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won twenty-five games. What I don't understand is how he lost five. — Yogi Berra Copy Share
A good time to hit is with men on base, because the pitcher ain't got no place to put you. He's going to get… — Yogi Berra Copy Share
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