Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
When I don't have a good time, it's usually because there's a stiffness that stifles creativity. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me. — Garry Shandling Friends Copy Share Image
Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?" — Garry Shandling Buddha Copy Share Image
Everyone at a party is uncomfortable. Knowing that makes me more comfortable. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over. — Garry Shandling Dating Copy Share Image
I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the… — Garry Shandling Business Copy Share Image
I keep my scrapbooks in the car. When I come to a stoplight, I start looking through my past. Sometimes I wish… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started… — Garry Shandling Dating Copy Share Image
After making love I said to my girl, Was it good for you too? And she said, I don't think this was… — Garry Shandling Funny Copy Share Image
I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
The comic strip is what I looked at, and it's another reason I did it. The comic strip, where animals would comment… — Garry Shandling Animal Copy Share Image
I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I feel that everything I do in my life I can do in a shorter time than most men can. It's the… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I may discuss love, and I don't mind if two men fall in love, fine. Two women, fine. But I flinch when… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with - if I… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I remember learning to drive on my dad's lap. Did you guys ever do that? He'd work the brakes. I'd work the… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of my real feeling about relationships,… — Garry Shandling Movie Copy Share Image
I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was on fire,… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
Im too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I dont know. — Garry Shandling Being single Copy Share Image
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
In the year 2525, that song will be even less popular than when it first came out. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present. — Garry Shandling Actor Copy Share Image
I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell — Garry Shandling Good life Copy Share Image
They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
