My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!" — Garry Shandling Dog Copy Share Image
Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell — Garry Shandling Good life Copy Share Image
I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present. — Garry Shandling Actor Copy Share Image
It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside. — Garry Shandling Hair Copy Share Image
They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right. — Garry Shandling Beauty Copy Share Image
After making love I said to my girl, Was it good for you too? And she said, I don't think this was… — Garry Shandling Funny Copy Share Image
I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate. — Garry Shandling Basketball Copy Share Image
I don't talk about my hair anymore because I've matured. I matured and realized it doesn't matter what you look like. It's… — Garry Shandling Comedy Copy Share Image
But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I once saw an elaborate landscape in a gallery, drawn in pencil, that took my breath away. Then I realized the artist… — Garry Shandling Art Copy Share Image
I like to talk on the cell when I do interviews. That way, I double my chances of getting brain cancer: from… — Garry Shandling Brain Copy Share Image
Oysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me. Maybe I put them on too soon. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of my real feeling about relationships,… — Garry Shandling Movie Copy Share Image
Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it… — Garry Shandling Babies Copy Share Image
I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard… — Garry Shandling Comedy Copy Share Image
Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might… — Garry Shandling Commitment Copy Share Image
It takes me so long to get tired of a man. It's women that are the problem. Don't get me wrong. I… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I don''t like this reality television, I have to be honest;I think real people should not be on television; It''s for special… — Garry Shandling Being honest Copy Share Image
