“Did you know that the average American spends six months of his or her life waiting for red lights to turn green?” — Megan McCafferty Copy Share Image
My hair is brown with a tinge of red. The lights in NBA arenas are extremely bright, and that makes my hair… — Blake Griffin Copy Share Image
I keep my scrapbooks in the car. When I come to a stoplight, I start looking through my past. Sometimes I wish… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
That awkward eye contact you have with the people in cars next to you at red lights. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
The masses-I love em-they rush for red lights, risking everything to capture a few seconds, only to get home and waste their… — Arthur Nersesian Copy Share Image
I've fallen asleep at red lights before. Not like passed out, but like I've put the parking break on and reclined my… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
Get your pockets dug from all your chemical bank ends caught him at the red light - on Putman Avenue and Franklin — GZA Copy Share Image
“What the hell are you stopping for, asshole?” Freemont hollered at the car in front of them. “People usually stop for red… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
We're all trying to get to the same island — whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive, it doesn't matter. What matters… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
There's something about the American people: They have such an innate sense of fairness that the red light goes on and the… — Roger Ailes Copy Share Image
Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
The tail of the comet slashed the dawn and in the red light of the rising sun, for a brief instant, it… — Kathryn Lasky Copy Share Image
A woman driver went through a red light. The cop stopped her and said, Lady, didn't you see that red light? The… — Joey Bishop Copy Share Image
Some people make a separate argument about the red light cameras. They say it just changes the type of crash that's most… — Robert James Thomson Copy Share Image
“There are red lights in traffic, you stop when they turn red. Life has no red lights, life never tells you to… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
It’s a way of life to be always texting and when you looks at these texts it really is thoughts in formation.… — Sherry Turkle Copy Share Image
There are over 2 million cars standing in front of red lights with their engines going. Then we have over 2 million… — R. Buckminster Fuller Copy Share Image
To regulate something always requires two opposing factors. You cannot regulate by a single factor. To give an example, the traffic in… — Albert Szent-Gyorgyi Copy Share Image
Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
“The best way to get America back to work, and reduce our deficit, is hire all the photographers in the country, position… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
In the United States, throughout all twenty-four hours of every day of the year - year after year - we have an… — R. Buckminster Fuller Copy Share Image
Billboards, billboards, drink this, eat that, use all manner of things, everyone, the best, the cheapest, the purest and most satisfying of… — Neal Cassady Copy Share Image
There are some people who don't conform to the signals. An ordinary well-regulated locomotive slows down or pulls up when it sees… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That's why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig. — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
“I’m dropping by. I may hit a few red lights, so I’ll be there in thirteen hours.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
There are a lot of things that frustrate me. I get frustrated when I have to wait at a red light. — Kevin Garnett Copy Share Image
Life is not full of green lights. The red lights help bring things into perspective. — Jaime Garcia Sr Copy Share Image
Red lights, green lights, stop and go jive. Headlines, deadlines, jamming your mind. — Billy Squier Copy Share Image
When the Internet arrived in Ireland... it was like having Amsterdam's Red Light District in your own living room. — Tom Dunne Copy Share Image
Life Will Put Many Red Lights In Front Of You, But Sometimes We Must Push On The Gas And Trust God — Kendrick Lamar Copy Share Image
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
How would you like a job where, if you made a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? — Jacques Plante Copy Share Image
