“It was a great place to run red lights, which I count as a fine recreational activity.” — Tim Cahill Copy Share Image
When you're late to school by 30 seconds and get marked tardy...I got caught in red lights ok give me a break. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“All drivers run red lights the same way—with a glance in the rearview mirror to see if a cop saw them. I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I don't like traffic cameras. In fact, I hate them. But that doesn't mean I can break the speed limit and run… — John Kennedy Copy Share Image
If this validates anything, it's that learning how to bunt and hit-and-run and turning two is more important than knowing where to… — Ryne Sandberg Copy Share Image
Some of it was shot in Berlin, but a lot of it was filmed in Hamburg, along the Reeperbahn in Hamburg in… — Stephen Mallinder Copy Share Image
There is a place where time stands still ...illuminated by only the most feeble red light, for light is diminished to almost… — Alan Lightman Copy Share Image
It was one to three football fields in length. It was massive, about 300 feet above the ground. It had three lights… — Steven M. Greer Copy Share Image
How would you like it if, at your job, every time you made the slightest mistake a little red light went on… — Jacques Plante Copy Share Image
A couple of days back, I got into a car accident. Not my fault. Even if it's not your fault, the other… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I was in Las Vegas when the Nogueira brothers first touched down in America. There was a bus, this is a true… — Chael Sonnen Copy Share Image
What is Love? Listen! It is the rainbow that stands out, in all its glorious many-colored hues, illuminating and making glad again… — Sinclair Lewis Copy Share Image
When you're doing a show on stage, and they show you a red light, that means you have 5 minutes left. At… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I was told David Letterman and Kaufman had heart attacks on the same day: David Letterman's heart attack was at a hospital… — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
There was a frosty rime upon the trees, which, in the faint light of the clouded moon, hung upon the smaller branches… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I'll never forget the moment when I saw a red light go on, on the camera, and that image translated to the… — Susanna White Copy Share Image
It was the 1950s, you know, and they had a ray gun, which was basically a flashlight with a sort of trigger… — Nick Lowe Copy Share Image
It's like being called up in the draft. The peculiar joy of hemorrhaging without bleeding starts when the evil little red light… — Jack Gould Copy Share Image
I'll drive down the street, and I'll practice improv. I will sit there at a red light and see two guys talking… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
I can't see a problem with imposing fines on drivers who violate traffic safety laws. The speed limit is the speed limit.… — Robert James Thomson Copy Share Image
Goaltending is a suffering position. Your equipment protects you from injury, but not from pain, every time you go out there. And… — Kevin Constantine Copy Share Image
It's true that I've driven through a number of red lights on occasion, but on the other hand, I've stopped at a… — Glenn Gould Copy Share Image
Smog is affecting larger parts of China, and environmental pollution has become a major problem, which is natures red-light warning against the… — Li Keqiang Copy Share Image
In the Third World, honk your horn only under the following circumstances: 1. When anything blocks the road. 2. When anything doesn't.… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
The preacher said, you know you always have the Lord by your side. And I was so pleased to be informed of… — The Rolling Stones Copy Share Image
There is no other city as vulgar and obscene as Osaka. We should celebrate the image and welcome the development of casinos… — Toru Hashimoto Copy Share Image
