Funny Quotes · Page 118

I dreamt of a country where education would prevail.

— Malala Yousafzai

Most people are most people.

— Green Monk

Everyone of us is a potential convict.

— Ai Weiwei

In loving life you love what can't survive...

— Erica Jong

Sex with your secretary - Employers liability

— Nikhil Saluja

I think actors who take things too far are funny.

— Dean Norris

“It stops being funny, when it starts being you.”

— Mike Cox

Some people suffer in silence louder than others.

— Morrie Brickman

“Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

There ought to be a book written about me, that there ought!

— Lewis Carroll

Before me, there were no moonsaults, there were no Litacanranas!

— Amy Dumas

The difference between me and her is that I can make him smile with my pants on.

— Anonymous

There's more violence, Freddy is less funny and more violent...

— Robert Englund

Work eight hours and sleep eight hours and make sure they are not the same eight hours.

— Anonymous

Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

— Spike Milligan

“Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.”

— Carroll Bryant

I'm a fan of the old 'Creature Features' like 'Critters,' and 'Gremlins' and 'Tremors.' 'Jaws' is classic. It's funny that I still…

— Brooke Nevin

I think Amy Poehler and Tina Fey have done so much for women in comedy in the sense that they've normalized it.…

— Tatiana Maslany

I want to grow old without facelifts... I want to have the courage to be loyal to the face I've made. Sometimes…

— Marilyn Monroe

Kya apko ladkian pasand hai? Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai? Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai?…

— Sadie

I really can't believe the price some women pay for sunglasses. I'm starting to think it'd be cheaper to get the kitchen…

— Nikhil Saluja

I always think any circumstances can be funny. Not that I'm irresponsible, but when things go wrong, I always come up with…

— Brian Helgeland

RULE101 Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you down with unmatched experience.

— Coldheart

So far China has won the most gold medals, ladies and gentlemen. The Chinese athletes can't wait to get home and show…

— Conan O'Brien

Vampires are such prima donnas,

— Magnus

“It's OK...It Happens...Life is funny that way.”

— Krystal Keeton

Who am I, where have I been, and where am I going?

— Carl Sandburg

If you don't do your dance, who will?

— Gabrielle Roth

Madness passed me by, she smiled hi. I nodded.

— Sixto Rodriguez

IM FAMOUS My whole family knows me

— Ritu Ghatourey

How is it possible to have a civil war?

— George Carlin

Brands are no longer created; they are co-created.

— Brian Solis

To be truly elegant one should not be noticed

— Beau Brummell

Beginning of all knowledge comes from humility.

— A. C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada

The less inhibited you are the better.

— Sergei Bongart

After a while, the fear became a habit, too.

— Celeste Ng

If something is not beautiful, it is probably not true.

— John Keats

I call my balls the bush twins.

— Zach Galifianakis

Never trust a guy who plucks his eyebrows.

— Robert Pattinson

She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.

— Rodney Dangerfield