“Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.” — Carroll Bryant Natural selection Copy Share Image
“You can push my buttons all you want. Just don't pull any of my levers.” — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“Believe in the wonderment of life, the magic of love, and the reality of death.” — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“Love should feel like a hand sewn quilt made by grandma, wrapping you up on a cold winter morning.” — Carroll Bryant Love Copy Share Image
“Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.” — Carroll Bryant Comedy Copy Share Image
“All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk… — Carroll Bryant Christmas Copy Share Image
“Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.” — Carroll Bryant Intelligence Copy Share Image
“There is no need to masturbate your brain, just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the place” — Carroll Bryant Philosophy of Mind Copy Share Image
“Be careful about vengeance against God, he will smite you with the curse of El ángel negro.” — Carroll Bryant Curse Copy Share Image
“My best days are Monday through Friday, and Saturday and Sunday." "Ian," Wesley noted, "that covers the whole week." Ian nods his… — Carroll Bryant Best day Copy Share Image
“The white lily stands for purity. Artists for centuries have pictured the angel Gabriel coming to the virgin Mary with a spray… — Carroll Bryant Art Copy Share Image
“Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn’t that there aren't… — Carroll Bryant Girl Copy Share Image
“I saw America's economy last night, people raiding dumpsters at a higher rate than normal in my home town. Digging through garbage… — Carroll Bryant Home town Copy Share Image
“You know," Kavita begins, "I think I can pick out my own furniture. I am an artist after all. I do have… — Carroll Bryant Art Copy Share Image
“Mary approaches her before she is able to reach her station. "Hello Lily. Get anything special for Christmas?" "Just the usual." She… — Carroll Bryant Christmas Copy Share Image
“I feel like I am either on the cusp of something great, or standing on the edge of my abyss, discovering something… — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“In my dreams you will always stay, every breathing moment from now. For you I would fly, at least I would try.… — Carroll Bryant Dream Copy Share Image
“I don't know who he was," Kavita flat-out states, "but whoever he was he sure did a number on you, didn't he?"… — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“Where am I going to grow a garden in a penthouse?” “Next time I visit I’ll fix you up a spot in… — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“I don’t think it’s proper for a girl to have three boyfriends.” Jennifer now begins to sound her age, and more like… — Carroll Bryant Boyfriends Copy Share Image
“I think a person can do one of two things in life ... make your own choices despite the past or let… — Carroll Bryant Choices Copy Share Image
“Listen." Jennifer reverted, "I didn't mean anything by all of that before. I understand what you were trying to do and ..."… — Carroll Bryant Life Copy Share Image
“This Obamacare thing really scares me. The United States government / politicians are trying to turn the American people into a brand… — Carroll Bryant American people Copy Share Image
“Often times, "shame" is the word that best describes reality.” — Carroll Bryant Guilt Copy Share Image
“Nothing is as it seems, but something is everything it is made out to be.” — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“A sin is nothing more than regret. Not for doing it once, but doing it again when you know you’re going to… — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
