Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, You don't have AIDS, do you? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
God has a story to tell about you. A major part of it is you telling yours. — Tosca Lee Copy Share Image
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's always someone telling you not to do something. The main thing is just to ignore them. — Tim Robbins Copy Share Image
When the time comes in which one could, the time has passed in which one can. — Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach Copy Share Image
We all know that if you run, you are pretty much choosing a life of success because of it. — Deena Kastor Copy Share Image
A good girl always gets caught; a bad girl knows how to avoid being caught. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
“He was becoming aware that there was no such thing as over-the-top with Lawrence Davenport, as long as you were talking to… — Jeffrey Archer Copy Share Image
I never in my life had the opportunity to go to events and get paid for it. How ridiculous is that? It's… — Evan Mock Copy Share Image
I think that 'Saving Grace' is pretty funny. I think that the show and the woman have a pretty great sense of… — Holly Hunter Copy Share Image
I try to sign for as many kids as possible. Kids come first, and I'll always sign for a kid before an… — Derek Jeter Copy Share Image
I think its funny when someone updates their status with a depressing quote or about something bad that happened, and then people… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
It's funny. Some people now are like, 'Why would you transition? Why can't you just be comfortable how you were born?' That… — Teddy Geiger Copy Share Image
I was talking to my friend and he said his girlfriend was mad at him. I said, "What happened?" He goes: "Well,… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I have never heard enough classical music to be able to enjoy it; & the simple truth is, I detest it. Not… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
