Name your iPod 'Titanic', plug itinto the computer, Titanic is syncing, press cancel, feel like a hero. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fake buckteeth make a joke that you don't have to make any effort on, even if you're not a funny person. — Dave Itzkoff Copy Share Image
God is most beautifully praised when His people hear His Word, love His Word, and obey His Word. — Albert Mohler Copy Share Image
Mazing Quote's?. Maybe you should read the instructions ... NO!! I GOT THIS!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always work on the things you're not good at, because once you develop skills in those areas, you have no more fears. — Caio Terra Copy Share Image
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading… — Emaliebaby Copy Share Image
If you have doubts about someone, lay on a couple of jokes. If he doesn't find anything funny, your radar should be… — Michael J. Fox Copy Share Image
My love..! Your good wishes are always with me. This world knows that Im alive,but life is not such a life without… — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night. Eons ago, we created a Universe, then sat back and watched miniature versions of… — Michael Summers Copy Share Image
Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?" — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
“You've come to give me a piece of your mind, I repeated, looking at her. "You know that phrase is really beautiful.… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
“Her feelings for Jeremy were like Schrodinger’s Crush. As long as she didn’t open the box, their relationship existed in a state… — Susannah Nix Copy Share Image
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