The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Early unsuccessess shouldn't bother anybody because it happens to absolutely everybody. — Philip Johnson Copy Share Image
ONE PERCEPTION MUST IMMEDIATELY AND DIRECTLY LEAD TO A FURTHER PERCEPTION — Charles Olson Copy Share Image
You can't be funny unless you're tragic, and you can't be tragic unless you're funny. — Elaine Stritch Copy Share Image
Notice what no one else notices and you'll know what no one else knows. — Tim Robbins Copy Share Image
In a funny way, when things went wrong in my life - and it is my fault that they went wrong, it… — Kimberly Quinn Copy Share Image
God, in a dream, talked to me, and he gave me that name. I'm like, 'you know what God? That is a… — Nick Young Copy Share Image
Some of the funniest things are just situations in life that are funny. The way people interact. People describing their first kiss… — Nathan Fielder Copy Share Image
I hate Walmart. The men's bathroom doesn't have any urninals! Just a bunch of women screaming telling me to get out — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Funny moments of d students… . . During xamz...: . . yeh b ho gya . . yeh b ho gya .… — Julie Prince Copy Share Image
People are always surprised that I have a funny side because I'm usually so intense, strong and dramatic. But, I'd love to… — Catherine Bell Copy Share Image
The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when R.Kelly dies and God asks him : Are you a mountain,Are you a tall tree,are you really the… — Boat_Grandberry Copy Share Image
