When you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you've been doing since you were 15. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life? — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off. — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
When someone say's I like your shirt.. I look down to see what I'm wearing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
True faith begins with true repentance for whatever we have been doing that is wrong. — Rick Joyner Copy Share Image
My mother was very funny. My dad had a great sense of humor. My grandmother, too. — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas and yet I can't find a decent relationship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.) — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“The door buzzer sounded again. The two boys exchanged a single look before both bolting down the narrow hallway to the door.… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as Intelligence; one has intelligence of this or that. One must have intelligence only for what one… — Edgar Degas Copy Share Image
I looked on my stomach and saw Frieda Rebecca, white as flour with the cream that covers new babies, funny little dark… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
“It's funny. I thought she'd live through anything." Charlie said, "Me too. I figured even if there was a nuclear war, it… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you put something in a safe place so you don't lose it and then forget where that safe… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“This is where you all live?" Asked John as they ascended the stairs. "It's small." "This is just our Thanksgiving house," Scott… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
