Funny Quotes · Page 103

We must, we must, we must increase our bust.

— Judy Blume

Experience is never limited, and it is never complete

— Henry James

Knowledge is constructed, not transferred

— Peter Senge

I wouldn't like me, if I had to be around me.

— James Dean

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

— Alex Matshaba

Everything said is said by someone.

— Humberto Maturana

There are leaders, and there are those who lead.

— Simon Sinek

I do not fear it: I have been there.

— Sylvia Plath

That awkward moment when you finish a TV series and don't know what to do with your life anymore..

— Anonymous

As society has changed, what had formerly been unacceptable has become colourful.

— Iggy Pop

May your bachelorette party be so fun that you don't notice how annoyed the rest of the bar is.

— Anonymous

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.

— Richard Pryor

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

— Madonna Ciccone

There we go, that's it. I just hold my hand in this position for the next couple of hours.

— Bill Bailey

I'm looking forward to your lesbian wedding and my multiple chances of catching a bouquet.

— Anonymous

Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.

— Tucker Carlson

Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets…

— Anonymous

My Dear McClellan, if you don't want to use the army I should like to borrow it for a while. Yours respectfully.

— Abraham Lincoln

“He was a bad, bad bastard. He abused the privilege of being a cunt, as my old Da would say.’ I smiled,…

— Craig Russell

I swear females wear they scrub fit everywhere they go...lol...u can leave a funeral N c a female walking out crying wit…

— IG:catone_2_funny

Some of my friends say that I only talk about myself. But it is funny: my house is covered in art but…

— Mario Testino

The thing to keep in mind is that's how I started long before MTV and Twitter and Facebook. I studied at broadcasting…

— Tom Green

“Let's see that wrist." I held it out, and Chase's jaw tightened. "Look at that!" the medic shouted, staring over my shoulder…

— Kristen Simmons

“Jake became excruciatingly aware of her, there, right behind him. The small grunts and groans as she placed each foot carefully on…

— Cherry Adair

I just wanna see a UFO, really

— Tom DeLonge

“Revenge of the Giant Grill Man.”

— Joan Bauer

Always keep love in your heart.

— Oscar Wilde

What’s wrong with being naked?

— Zeena Schreck

Anyone who does anything useful will not go unpaid.

— Henry Ford

Everything not saved will be lost.

— Anonymous

The expert in anything was always a beginner once

— Green Monk

Laugh until you have teeth,you can smile later!

— Simi Ngr

What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!

— Henny Youngman

Every one starts out being an atheist.

— Andy Rooney

That's not right. That's not even wrong.

— Wolfgang Pauli

To Zen, time and eternity are one.

— D.T. Suzuki

Before you can find God, you must lose yourself.

— Baal Shem Tov

With the American failure came world failure.

— John Kenneth Galbraith

My friend wants to know if you think Im hot

— Anonymous

Money talks. And it usually says goodbye.

— Nikhil Saluja