Who says love is bad...just like cake, I would say it's the best I've ever had! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings.” — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
“Smiles are a funny thing and laughter is hilarious. I smile sometimes when I am delirious.” — Casey Renee Kiser Copy Share Image
People always say, ah, Kansas City is like this breeding ground for funny people. — Heidi Gardner Copy Share Image
Eggs! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance! — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Here is a tip for all you young people drinking wine. With pasta, drink white wine. With steak, drink red wine. And… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“Rhage raised his hand. "Pastor Ass-hat, I have a question." "Yes, my son, you ARE going to hell." Lassiter made the sign… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“You were the only ones who came to help. The only ones. And yet you asked for nothing in return. Why?' Rhys's… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“Oh, go to hell." He stood up from the table his face white, and stood there white and angry behind the little… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Being stupid and compassionate are not conflicts. Being mean and being funny and having something to say are not a conflict. — El-P Copy Share Image
Ok, soooo I really have an overactive imagination, lol! Here is just an excerpt of sorts haha you tell me what you… — Treasure/Heroine/Actress/Princess Copy Share Image
Middle age is Janus-faced. As we look back on our accomplishments and our failures to achieve the things we wanted, we look… — Stanley H Cath Copy Share Image
