I have often thought that when I do die it will be of sheer boredom... — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
My relationship with my sibling(s)? We're pretty close. Although, my older sister and I argue a lot:P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The funny thing about life is, it can change your worst problem into the funniest joke. It just needs time. — Bernajoy Vaal Copy Share Image
It's funny how you can tell someone likes someone else, but you can't tell when someone likes you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Well, bloody noses." I hug his coat tighter. "Those are definitely hot.” — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
I am sure of very little, and I shouldn't be surprised if those things were wrong. — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there. — Bill Madlock Copy Share Image
It's kind of sad to say now - I mean, it's funny because it worked out - but I told my mom… — Kelsey Plum Copy Share Image
I've always been funny, but I never considered it as a particular career path until my early 30s, when I realized that… — Amanda Seales Copy Share Image
“Oh gosh, it's moving! It's so gross! Can't you just, like, flex your butt or something? Why, yes. Travis clenched his teeth.… — Rachel Van Dyken Copy Share Image
Police officer to a drunk Guy:How high are u? Drunk guy:no officer that's wrong English,y0u sh0uld say….Hi! How are you? — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
“I sure wasn't going to ask Aunt Sally, because if she told me once that getting your period was like a moth… — Phyllis Reynolds Naylor Copy Share Image
“Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
I consider myself very fortunate to grow up in a time when my family, my friends don't look at me funny because… — Christie Hefner Copy Share Image
That Moment When You're Having a Bad Day So You Lock yourself In Your Room And StartSinging And You Realize Your Singing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
