Tucker Carlson

I like Sarah Palin.

— Tucker Carlson

I like women.

— Tucker Carlson

I try to tell the truth.

— Tucker Carlson

I watched Bill O'Reilly for years.

— Tucker Carlson

There's nothing scarier than a reckless prosecutor.

— Tucker Carlson

You don't criticize your employer.

— Tucker Carlson

I'm in the business of value judgments .

— Tucker Carlson

Boys and girls are not the same.

— Tucker Carlson

All standards are double standards.

— Tucker Carlson

It is increasingly important to be open-minded.

— Tucker Carlson

I don't care what anybody thinks.

— Tucker Carlson

It's almost impossible to make the case that Bush is a conservative. That may be good; that may be bad.

— Tucker Carlson

Everybody knows that only creeps put cameras in the bathroom.

— Tucker Carlson

To politicize a man's tragic death is about as low as you can go, isn't it?

— Tucker Carlson

Is calling English our national language racist? Are we at that point?

— Tucker Carlson

Like everyone else, rich people respond to incentives.

— Tucker Carlson

The second you feel a political imperative, it destroys your art.

— Tucker Carlson

I'm for moral blackmail when it comes to putting away child molesters.

— Tucker Carlson

I'm not vouching for Putin's character, he seems like a shady guy. Hard to see why he's a threat was.

— Tucker Carlson

Although virtually all Republicans campaign on fiscal restraint, how many actually care about it deeply?

— Tucker Carlson

Canada, by others in the global family, is, for some reason, taken seriously. They have about 30 million people. They have some…

— Tucker Carlson

If you look at my columns I precisely said we have to avoid that. That it's important not to stereotype [Donald] Trump…

— Tucker Carlson

I'm not uncomfortable around guns - I've hunted for most of my life - but bringing them on stories is considered taboo.

— Tucker Carlson

People with conservative temperaments don't become fighter pilots or presidential candidates - they're all that way to some extent.

— Tucker Carlson

I think Canadians, they may be offended that I pointed out that they're stalking us. But at least we're paying attention.

— Tucker Carlson

I mean, look, no matter how you feel about Bush, watching him speak is difficult. It's like- it's like watching a drunk…

— Tucker Carlson

The American Nazi party and the KKK don't really exist in a meaningful way. They may have an office or website. But…

— Tucker Carlson

So that all the people who say, you know, "All the media hates America." A lot of the media does hate America…

— Tucker Carlson

Grover Norquist is a mean-spirited, humorless, dishonest little creep... an embarrassing anomaly, the leering, drunken uncle everyone else wishes would stay home...…

— Tucker Carlson

Europeans take their soccer pretty seriously. So, when this Turkish TV host had the nerve to criticize the local team, the fans…

— Tucker Carlson

“Amazingly, as of tonight, there aren’t many platforms left that allow free speech. The last big one remaining in the world, the…

— Tucker Carlson

The tax code is becoming steadily more progressive, which shouldn't surprise anyone who understands power politics. It's always easier to force sacrifice…

— Tucker Carlson

A lot of people now make a living off of YouTube. It's the world's most popular video site by far, it's a…

— Tucker Carlson

Canada has little pictures of us in its bedroom, right? Canada spends all of its time thinking about the United States, obsessing…

— Tucker Carlson

One is to get out of our echo chambers and sort of follow up people on Twitter and Facebook who do not…

— Tucker Carlson

Nobody wants to be seen with a bigot.

— Tucker Carlson

In politics, reform never comes before crisis.

— Tucker Carlson

The unhappy truth is, learning is hard.

— Tucker Carlson

I am not insecure about being a journalist.

— Tucker Carlson

Who laughs less than feminists?

— Tucker Carlson