If your road is beautiful
then worry about the destination,

if your destination is beautiful
then don't worry about the road...

If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him "Loffer"
But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it "Offer".
Feel the difference;)

Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn't lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.

Man standing on the scale,
holding his stomach in.
Wife:I do not think that is going to help.
Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

Always Be Like A Baby

Because The Baby Does not know
About its Past As Well its Future

But He Enjoys Every Second of His Life.....!!!

Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!

A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.

Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!

Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!

People change for 2 reasons:
1-They have learned a lot,
or
they have been hurt too many times.