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Forget about it!!

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor

when they begin forgetting little things.

Their doctor tells them that many people

find it useful to write themselves little notes.

When they get home, the wife says,

"Dear, will you please go to the kitchen

and get me a dish of ice cream?

And maybe write that down so you won't forget?"

"Nonsense," says the husband,

"I can remember a dish of ice cream."

"Well," says the wife, "I'd also like some

strawberries and whipped cream on it."

"My memory's not all that bad,

" says the husband. "No problem -- a dish of ice cream

with strawberries and whipped cream.

I don't need to write it down."

He goes into the kitchen;

his wife hears pots and pans banging around.

The husband finally emerges from the kitchen

and presents his wife with a plate of bacon and eggs.

She looks at the plate and asks,

"Hey, where's the toast I asked for?"

Shopping is always more fun

SHOPPING Is Always More Fun
When
You're Spending Someone Else's Money
Instead Of Your Own

Which is more painful?

Which is more painful???

"when a person whom u trusted,hurts u.."
or
"the person whom u hurted,still trusts u.."

keep thinking

If my tomorrow never comes, I'm sorry

If My tomorrow never comes
I M sorry for all the Things I might have Said
I M sorry for all the Things I did Or didn,T Do
I M sorry if I ever ignored you
I M sorry if I ever made you feel bad Or put you down
I M sorry if I ever thought I was bigger Or better than you
I M sorry for everything wrong I have ever done
I M Writing This becoz if My tomorrow never comes?
If I never get A chance To say sorry then I m sorry.. .. .. .. ..

Give yourself ....

Give yourself a chance,
Give yourself the moment,
Give yourself the freedom,
Give yourself the power,
Give yourself the confidence,
Live for today not for tomorrow,
Live the EXTREME !!!!!!!
Because you got yourself only one life... LIVE IT !!!!

It's too tight

Girl:Its 2 tight
Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cant,
Gal:Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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Well buy new WEDDING RING!

The whole secret of a successful life

The whole secret of a successful life
is to find out what is one's destiny to do,
and then do it.

(Henry Ford)

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,

Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai:D

i am so lucky to have u

The child was born,
parents were blessed
and
i am so lucky to have u
as my friend.
Happy Birthday to you

Trust me on one thing

We gain and lose things everyday.
But trust me on one thing.
You'll never lose me.
I will always be here.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

Too tired to give you a smile

If someone is too tired
to give you a smile,
leave one of your own,
because no one needs
a smile as much as those
who have none to give.

Rain of summer, snow of winter

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best