If ur world is spinning around
If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
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?
?
Na Munna Na
it's called High Blood Pressure:p.
If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na Munna Na
it's called High Blood Pressure:p.
Memories play a confusing role.
They make u laugh when u
remember da time u cried 2gether.
But make u cry when u
remember the time u laughed 2gethr
Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.
Doctor: When ?
Man:Three Months Ago
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Man: We were using duplicate key
Some flowers grow best in the sun, others do well in the shade!
Allah always knows what is best for us.
So he puts us where we grow the best.
Feel it.
"Lot of things go unquestioned..
&
A lot of questions go unanswered.
Few words go unsaid..
&
Few go unheard.
Some dreams are born dead..
&
Some are buried alive.
That’s life..
SANTA went to court
JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"
SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"
SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!
Five things you can't recover in life,
Stone after thrown,
word after said,
occasion after missed,
time after gone
and
trust after lost...!
Have a nice day.
''The POLITE Way to PEE!"
Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question:
Michael if u were on a date having diñner with a nice young lady, how wud u tell her that u hav to go to the bathroom?
Michael, "Just a min i hav to go pee".
Teacher: That would be rude & impolite. How about u SAM. Sam said "i realy need 2 go 2 toilet, i m sory". Teacher, "thats beter but stil not nice to say word toilet. Oh u little Jonny can u use ur brain?
JONNY said,
"Darling,may i plz b excused for a moment?I've 2 shake hands with a very dear frnd of mine, whom i hope 2 introduce 2 u after diner" :-p
After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.
Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D
Hawaon k hath ek arman bheja hai,
Roshni k zariye ek paigham bheja hai,
Fursat milay to qabool ker lena,
is nacheez ne"Piyara" sa "Salam" bheja hai
Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!
Who let you get on the horse
You witch's child?
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Can't understand?
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Tenu ghori kinnay charhaya bhootni k...:p:d