Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your […]
Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench. A young boy came to him and asked the time. Old man refused to tell the time. Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again. Boy asked the reason? Old man said if i tell you the time, […]
''The POLITE Way to PEE!" Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question: Michael if u were on a date having diñner with a nice young lady, how wud u tell her that u hav to go to the bathroom? Michael, "Just a min i hav to go pee". Teacher: That would […]
U r d beat of my heart Lover of my soul I'll never leave U & never wanna U let go U r d beat of my heart d 1 that make me sing d 1 who makes me smile & I never seem to cry U r d beat of my heart d 1 […]
Art of living: First of all,dont make friends. if made,dont go close to them. if gone,dont like them. if liked,then plz.. dont leave them. Good Night, sweet dreams...
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Neither The Best Books Nor The Best Teachers Could Have Taught Me What You Did, Father. I Look Forward Excitedly To Start One More Year Alongside My Biggest Source Of Inspiration â€“ You. Wishing Happy New Year to the best Daddy in the world.
In a school function A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hands, when girl was about to start her speech Others asked him Why r you closing your ears? He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is gonna start her speech with . . . . . . My Dear Brothers […]