Boy: I Love You..? Girl: Hahahahaha Boy: I Won't Live Without You..? Girl: Hahahahahahaha ... Boy: I Will Die For You..? Girl: Hahahahahahahaha Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..? Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ? . . . Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6" long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance to come out? Girl: y do u ask such question to me. i cant tell such words Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
A boy with a sweet girl entered a jewellery shop & Choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her. Gave a cheque & said she will collect ring on Monday after the cheque is cleared. . On Monday. Jeweller called boy: There's no money in your account. Boy: I know, But, you can't imagine what […]
A cute Love Story: GIRL:M i Pretty? BOY:NO. Girl:Do U wana Liv wd me? BOY:NO. Girl:if I leav U thn wil u cry? Boy:NO. Grl got Hurt n startd 2 cry. Boy hold her Tight n said: U r nt Prety bt BEAUTIFUL. I dnt wnt 2 liv wd U bt LIVE 4 U. Whn […]
girl: hi baby! :) boy: hi my lovely.. (sending failed) girl: are u there?? boy: yes ! yes i am here! (sending failed) girl: are u ignoring me or what ??? boy: honey im not.... im here.. (sending failed) girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again! boy: DAMN! go to hell […]
Forget the times he walked by, Forget the times he made you cry, Forget the times he spoke your name, Remember now your not the same. Forget the times he held your hand, Forget the sweet things if you can, Forget the times & don't pretend, Remember now he's just your friend.
If A Boy Cries For A Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stupid, If A Boy Cant Move On To Another Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stubborn If A Boy Gets Depressed For 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean He Is A Loser If A Boy Always Dreams About Only 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean […]
Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do You Have A House...? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..? Boy: No Salary, But... Girl: No But.You Have Nothing. How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari […]
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did it! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!
A man received an unknown call.. Girl : hello do you have a gf?? Man : no, who are you darling? Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u Again man got a call Girl : do u have a gf?? Man : yes darling Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u Man […]
When a Guy does Something Wrong! Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp! Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..! Girl : I can't believe you did this. Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :( When a Girl does Something Wrong! Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!! Girl : It was an Accident. […]
One day a boy asked his girlfriend 2 marry her. The girl gave him a challenge to live a day with out her, only then she will marry him. no communication was there for 24 hours. the boy didnt knew that the gal has only 24 hours life left. becoz she was ill. after 24 […]
So many straws, in 1 milk shake glass So many fight, for thori si pepsi So many hands, in 1 chips pack So many friends, on 1 bench So much laughter, on 1 stupid joke So many phone calls, on birthday night So many hugs, for 1 little worry So many tears, for 1 little […]