Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling
With a Donkey in the Mud.
After some Time
You Will Realize that
You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it..!

Promises are like babies...
Fun to make but hell to deliver ;):P

Poch lo khuda se tere liye hi ham ne dua mangi,
Pooch lo hawa sey tere liye hi ham nay fiza mangi,

Jab bhi hoi tujh say koi ghalti,
Ham ne dua main apne liye saza mangi

Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together.

I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.

Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school. :-)

New meaning of SMS

SMS=Sania Mirza Shadi
SMS=Shoaib Malik Shadi

They both have same initials.

SM=Sania Mirza
SM=Shoaib Malik

Bohat chaha magar unhain bhula na sakay,
Khalaon main kisi aur ko laa na sakay,

Usko daikh k ansu to poch liye,
Par kisi or ko daikh k muskura na sakay

Fact of Life :-
If a girl cries,
there may be thousand reasons.
But if a boy cries,
there is only one reason:
"GIRL"

Zamin k paap chupanay ko gagan hota hai,
Mann ka paap chupanay ko badan hota hai,

Shayud mar ker bhi paap chupatay hain log,
Esi liye har laash per kafan hota hai....