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What is my age?

Teacher:
(1)There is a frog,
(2)Ship is sinking,
(3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg.

Then,what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?

STUDENT:Well, my sister is
16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Kia usay bhi hamara khayal aata hai

Fursat main jub kabhi wo yaad aata hai,
Dil main sirf aik hi sawal aata hai,

Yaad kartay hain jisay hum..!!!
kia usay bhi hamara khayal aata hai

What we get on 15th August?

Teacher :Because of
Gandhiji's hard work what
do we get on 15th August.

Student:A holiday

Jeena to paray ga hi kaisay bhi pyaray

Zindagi ki kashti kab lagay, koon say kinaray,
Kab isay milay gi, man chahi baharain,

Jeena to paray ga hi kaisay bhi pyaray,
Kabhi doston ki bheer main, to kabhi tanhai k saharay

Full form of maths.

Question:What is the full form of maths.
Anwser:
Mentaly
Affected
Teachers
Harrasing
Students

Eid k din masjid ke paas se

Na guzarna Eid k din masjid ke paas se,
kahin log chand samajhkar apna roza na tod den...

aur ho ke khafa khuda aap se..
kahin khubsurat log banana na chor dey

What happened in 1869?

Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

kehte hain uss daur ko dosti

Kuch rishte anjaane mein ho jate hai
pehle dil phir zindagi se jud jate hai

kehte hain uss daur ko dosti
jisme dil se dil na jaane kab mil jate hai

Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.

Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.
Then d elephant looked down toward d river.
Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
Y?

Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.

Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha

Kaash woh naghmay hamain sunaye na hote,
Aaj unko sun kar yun aansu aaye na hote.

Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,
To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.

We are good friends because

We are good friends because
u think I am sweet
and
I think u r sweet,

U think I am nice
and
I think u are nice,

You think I am smart
and
I think you are right:p

Phir laut kar college ke zamane nahi aate

Hoton pe dosti ke fasaane nahi aate,
Saahil pe samandar ke khazaane nahi aate.

Udne do parindo ko abhi shokh hawa main,
Phir laut kar college ke zamane nahi aate.