Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend "Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me, Look for flat 9a, you will find a lift on ur right. Hit 9 with ur elbow, Get out of the lift u will find my flat on left.... Hit the doorbell with your elbow & […]
Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today. :P . Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ?? :D . . Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. . Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much.. :-* . Did he do that ?? . Husband : He laughed and said multiplication […]
Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]
Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank. Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?
Unknown No.1 Hi,Do u have a boyfriend? Girl:Yes.Who are you? It's your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk! Unknown No.2 Hi do you have a boyfriend? Girl:Not a chance,who are you anyway? It's your bf,sucks to know that you are not proud to be with me and be your bf:( Girl:Sorry babe,I […]
Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling" The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, […]
Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees […]
Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!
An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, […]
A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. The […]