You are here: SMS4Smile » Misc SMS Jokes » Difference between good & great lawyer Difference between good & great lawyer (4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5) Loading... Tweet Pin It Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. Related SMS Lawyer to sardar Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha to baat court tak pohanch gaye, ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p Difference between scientific theory and reality The difference between scientific theory and reality is like the difference between reading the menu and eating dinner. Difference between deciding and doing 5 frogs were sitting on a wall 4 decided to jump off. How many left now?? still 5. because ThereÄôs a lot of difference between Deciding and doing If you want to be great There is a saying "If you want to be great, you must walk with great people". Seriously, I have no objection, you can walk with me! Difference between radio & newspaper Do u know what is difference Between radio and akhbar? . . Simple . . Akhbaar me hum rotyaan bech sakte and radio mai nahin :p There is a difference between There is a difference between Who we love, Who we settle for, and Who we are meant for. U can make a difference You Can Make a World of Difference Care About the Environment. Difference between a woman and a magnet What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side! Great lines said by .. "Change can't be given to you every time, You Must Bring the Change" Great lines said by . . . . Mr. Gul Khan, Bus Conductor. (Now read once again).:-D Have a Great Sunday... Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday... What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so. Little efforts big difference In Life, Don't Settle For Someone Who Can Buy A Coffee For You , Go For Someone Who Can Actually Make It For You ! Sometimes Little Efforts Make A Big Difference :-) Being 1st love may b great Being someone 1st Love May be great But To be their last Is beyond perfect! Difference between LIKE and LOVE? What's the difference between LIKE and LOVE? Well, let's just say-If you like a flower, you pluck it But when you Love that flower, you WATER it! Great Women's Day SMS By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacation-less class. Sunday Is A Great Day Sunday Is A Great Day, Because Today I Can Send A Message To One Of My Dearest Friends. I Wish You The Best Of Days! A hug is a great gift A hug is a great gift, One size fits all. It can be given for any occasion And it's easy to exchange. Difference of Impress / Express Learn To Express Rather Than Impress Expressing Evokes A "Me Too" Attitude While Impressing Evokes A "So What" Attitude Feel d Difference Difference between Problem, Talent and Kismat Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat 2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM! 1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT! 2 Girls love 1 Boy = KISMAT Feel d difference of boy / girl If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him "Loffer" But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it "Offer". Feel the difference;) A Simple But Great Quotation A Simple But Great Quotation..: . . . Don't Trust Your Heart.. . . . Because Its Not On The Right Side..;-) Have a great women's day On this special day, celebrate life. Take a break from your busy schedule. Let your hair down, have fun and do what your heart says. Cause today is your day. Have a great Women's Day! Words for great relationship Magic Words For A Great Relationship Are, " I Love You " " Just The Way You Are " To accomplish great things To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exam. Be A Great Teacher Forever.! Be A Candle Be A Light Be A Twinkle Be A Hope Be An Inspiration Be A Great Teacher Forever.! Happy Teachers Day..! Difference between love and rain Love & Rain Both Are Same Both Gives Our Life True Joy But Basic Difference Is Rain Wets Our Body & Love Wets Our Eyes! Have A Great Sunday! Itís A New Day Filled With New Blessings And Opportunities. Grasp Them With Both Hands And Donít Let Them Slip Away. Indulge In Every Second And Live Life To The Fullest Today. Have A Great Sunday! Great words from Shakespear Great words from Shakespear: I'm Not "HANDSOME" But I Can Give My "HAND" To "SOME" One Who Needs Help. Beauty Is In Heart,Not In Face...! 101 Ways to Be a Great Dad I know just the person who needs "101 Ways to Be a Great Dad". Don't worry it isn't you! Happy Father's Day! What is the difference between monkey and donkey What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is urs........:p Difference between COMPLETE and FINISH There is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISH. but when u love a right person,u r COMPLETE. and when u love a wrong person,u r FINISHED. What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is yours Great message at reception of company Great Message written at the reception of a corporate company.. We don't pay you for having "brains" We only reward "you" for using them "intelligently"