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The length & breadth & height of you
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I'll have to take a bite of you.
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NOT all fingers are of same LENGTH, but when they are BENT, all stand in EQUAL length. LIFE becomes easy when we BEND & ADJUST to certain situations.
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Height of insult- Girl msgs her bf.. jaan i can't live widout u.. Will u marry me??? reply cums.. Whos dis? I lost all my contacts.. :D
Height Of Bravery For Girls in 2012 . . . . . . Moving Out Of House Without Make-Up :P
Height 0f Begging A Sleeping Beggar Puts Up A Notice Board In Front Of Him: "Please Do Not Make Noise By Dropping Coins... Offer Notes ... " =P =D
What is the height of Flirting? When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
Wats d height of hope?? It is: sittin in d exam hall, holdin d question paper in hand n tellin ur self "dude,dnt worry. Exams wil get postponed!"
Height of coolness: 2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands.... 1st guy:which paper was it? 2nd guy:I think maths...... 1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper? 2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>
Height of Good Luck ...! Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns. . . . Student: Who? Me? Teacher: Very Good, Sit down :D
Height of confidence Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane. After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students. All of them ran and got out of plane exdcept one. People asked him the reason He said,"If it's made by my students it will not […]
Frindship opens many doors each with a different view but none could be more beautiful view than the door that leads to u
On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy; I hope all of your wishes come true. May each hour and minute be filled with delight, And your birthday be perfect for you!
Taste this SMS Did u feel da taste of ginger? No? Sure? Well..... BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
True friends are rare to find True friends are always very kind. True friends are ornaments so beautiful. True friends always make us cheerful. True friends are the work of perfection. True friends give us right direction. True friends always shine like moon. True friends are the greatest boon
To meet a Friend Like you Is like , The delight of rain After a long Drought :)
Women are like fruits Every woman has her own unique taste & color The problem is the men They seem to love fruit salad
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A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally. Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga had totally cured her nervousness. "No," she replied, " but now I can reach my […]
True friends see u true, Believe in things u want to do, Feel glad when ur dreams r true, Best of all they dont judge u, They simply love u coz u r u
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Friendship opens many doors, Each wit a different view. But none could be more beautiful, than the one that l have with YOU...
Do you Like me as I am?? Or do I haVe to . . . . . . . . . . . . . Request GOD to impRove your taste ?? :D
A guy who truly love his girl, Doesn't need to unbutton her shirt to get a better view of her heart..!
This the night - the night Of the grave's delight, And the warlocks are at their play; Ye think that without The wild winds shout, But no, it is they - it is they.
May Allah increase ur EMAN, Grant u AHSAN, Restore on u SABAR, Delight u in ZIKER, Bless u with TAQWA, Accept ur TOBA & honour u with JANNAT(HEAVEN)
The past is like using your rear-view mirror in the car, it's good to glance back and see how far you've come, but if you stare too long you'll miss what's right in front of you.
A relationship is not based on the Length of time you Spent Together, its based on the Foundation you Built Together.
I May Be Not The One You Dreamed Of, But This Is True That, You Are The One I Dreamed Of. I May Be Not The One You Re Waiting For, But This Is True That, I Will Wait For You Till I Die. I May Be Not The One You Loved The Most, But […]
Blooming Flowers Sparkling Crackers Colorful Night Sweetest Bite Smiling Faces Delicious Dishes Only Luv, No Fear Let's Welcome the New Year. * Happy New Year *
"The taste of water can be enjoyed only when we are thirsty..!" Same way, "The Love of a Persons will be known when we are Alone"
Blooming Flowers Sparkling Crackers Colorful Night Sweetest Bite Smiling Faces Delicious Dishes Only Love, No Fear Let’s Welcome the New Year. @@Happy New Year@@
May the day delight and the moments measure all the special joys for all of you to treasure. May the year ahead be fruitful too, for your home and family and specially for you. EID MUBARAK
Hobgoblins know the proper way to dance: Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew, Leaping into darkness with delight, Lusting for the ecstasy of fright, Open to the charm of horrors new.... ~Nicholas Gordon