Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy
bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
When you truly love some one, you don't look for faults and u don't look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes and faults, you accept the faults and overlook the excuses ... and live a romantic life...
You were crying when u were born while evrybody was laughing there As u live 2 blow a thousand candles, live ur life humbly so that u would b the one laughing when u die and everybody else would be crying. Happy Birthday :)
~Love~ We think abt it. Sing abt it, Dream abt it & Loose sleep worrying abt it When we dnot know we have It, we search for it . When we discover it, we dont Know wh8 to do wid it . When we have it, we fear Loosing it. Its d constant source Of […]
Rain Is Irritating If You Are Getting Wet Alone!:( Pizza Is Just Some Junk Food If There Are No More Than A Pair Of Hands Picking It Up!:( Beach Is Th Dirtiest Place When There Is No One To Hold N Walk By The Side!:( Songs R Just A Time Pass If They Doesn't Remind […]
One day a boy asked his girlfriend 2 marry her. The girl gave him a challenge to live a day with out her, only then she will marry him. no communication was there for 24 hours. the boy didnt knew that the gal has only 24 hours life left. becoz she was ill. after 24 […]
95 days after my birth, I knew who is my mom. 90 days after my first syllable, I knew what words are. 30 minutes after my loved one left me, I knew what tears are. 25 feet off from the ground over the cliff, I knew what it is to be alive. 20 days after […]
''The POLITE Way to PEE!" Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question: Michael if u were on a date having diñner with a nice young lady, how wud u tell her that u hav to go to the bathroom? Michael, "Just a min i hav to go pee". Teacher: That would […]