Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy
bangs on the door and says, ‘God, are you still in there?’

Similar SMS:

1. I miss you daddy
2. U r a nice person…
3. Wou would live forever
4. Bring forth the raisins
5. What I need to live