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When u get this sms
When u get this sms,
send it 1 person u love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of,
and 1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u?
- When u get this SMS..
- If a kiss was a raindrop Id send you showers
- Scroll down if you hate me
- Non-vegetarian statement
- I will kill u for free
- Time to love or hate
- Stop using caller tune / songs
- Happy Kiss Day
- A man received an unknown call..
- Missing you on rakhi
- Love Cycle
- Millions Of People Write Love Letters.
- Real Love is When ....
- if kisses were rain id send u showers,
- LOVE YOUR HUSBAND Because...
- 10 marks in an exam
- Love isn't about becoming somebody else's perfect person
- Many reason to hate it but...
- Miss me or Hate me
- Miss me or hate me
- Love is like two people holding a rubber band,
- I call you my soulmate
- Difference between COMPLETE and FINISH
- If 100% of people love you
- When you feel you are alone in the crowd,
- 5 Love Facts
- Mirror who kill liars
- I founded everything in 1 person
- Love / Trust a person to d extent
- Sorry for late SMS
When u get this SMS, Send it to 1 person U love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!
If a kiss was a raindrop Id send you showers, If a hug was a second Id send you hours, If happiness was sand Id send you the sea, If love was a person Id send you me.
Scroll dwn if u Hate me i dont beliv u're scrollin I Hate u 2 Hate u hate u STILL SCROLLING? . . . But after our fights I LOVE U HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN
By A Non-Vegetarian : "Vegetarians Are Cruel People, They Kill Helpless Plants, We Atleast Have Decency To Kill The Chicken Who Can Run For Its Life"
i am a killer! i kill poople for money, i am a killer! i kill people for money, but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.
"I dont have time 2 hate people who hate me.. Because, I'm too busy in loving people who love me!" Good Night!
Romantic SMS is generally sent to or by the lover & beloved. Asian peoples prefer to send romantic urdu sms, for the rest of the world they can pick romantic sms messages in english here. Some peoples are more attracted to send romantic love sms to express how much they love you or send romantic […]
In the holy month of Ramadan, Stop using caller tune / songs Zong: Write "UNR", send to 230 Telenor: Write "UNSUB", send to 230 Mobilink: Write "UNSUB", send to 230 ufone: Write "UNSUB", send to 666 Warid: Write "RBT OFF", send to 7171
Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this. Happy Kiss Day
A man received an unknown call.. Girl : hello do you have a gf?? Man : no, who are you darling? Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u Again man got a call Girl : do u have a gf?? Man : yes darling Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u Man […]
Never ever thought we will not be together this day. I am really missing you very much. The Rakhi you send is very good, it's looking great on my wrist. I just pray that we will be together on every Rakhi from next year. May God bless you with lot of happiness, love and success. […]
Love Cycle When U Love, You Get Hurt, When U Get Hurt, You Hate, When U Hate, You Try To Forget, When U Try To Forget, You Start Missing, When U Start Missing, You Fall In L0ve Again
Expressing your love becomes quite easier now a days, as you can simply send a lovely love sms or valentine sms message to your love / valentine from our precomposed sms / text messages collection. If you want to say I Love You to someone, pick up any cool Love SMS from our English Love […]
Millions of people write love letters. But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me, Just imagine how lucky i m! Great words said by . . . ** dust bin **
Real Love is When :- 1 - Is when You Lay Awake At Niight And wiish That Person was Lyiing Next To You. 2 - Is feeliing That Person Move You Inside Your Heart ;; Even If They Are One Thousand Miiles Away. 3 - Is wiishing So Hard That You Could Dream About Them […]
if kisses were rain id send u showers, if fun was time id send u hours, if u needed a friend id send u me! *Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*
LOVE YOUR HUSBAND When he orders you to make tea or coffee. He wants to feel fresh to listen to your nostop talks. Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females. He is just checking that you are still the best. Love him if he criticize your cooking. He is still improving his […]
Question: "How to kill an ant?" Asked in an exam for 10 marks! Student: Mix chilli powder with sugar, & Keep it outside the ant's hole After eating, ant will search for some water near a water tank. Push ant in to it! Now ant will go to dry itself near fire, When it reaches […]
What is Love? Love isn't about becoming somebody else perfect person It's about finding someone who helps you become the best person you can be.
Sometimes the World Gives So Many Reason To Hate It, But Whenever it Happens I Just Stop 'n Think Of You 'n Say How Can I Hate This World When You Are A Part Of It :)
Miss me or Hate me both r in my favor, If u miss me I'll always b in ur heart, If u hate me I'll always b in ur mind
"Miss me" or "Hate me", Both are in my favour. If you miss me,I 'm always in your heart. If you hate me,I'll always be in your mind.
Love is like two people holding a rubber band, we pull, then when one person let’s go, it’s The Person Who Held On That Gets Hurt!!!!
My Dear, I've No Words Or Letters To Flow But When Holding The Pen Just Your Face Comes Through... In The Battle Of Life, I Didn't Have Even A Knife And Since I Had No Option Except To Go, I Walked And Walked Until I Met You To Tell About You There's No Words, I […]
There is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISH. but when u love a right person,u r COMPLETE. and when u love a wrong person,u r FINISHED.
If 100% of people love you, make sure I am one of them, If 99% people hate you, make sure I am in that 1% who loves you, If 100% of people hate you, then make sure I am No More.
When you feel you are alone in the crowd, When you think No.1 can understand you, When your love is rejected by others, & when you hate your Life, Just close your eyes, & see, her face who loves you more than any 1 else, who care for you in loneliness, & dies when you […]
5 Love Facts 1-If it's because of her eyes or her lips or her great body. -It's not love, it's a LUST 2-If it's because of her intelligence or insight about life. -it's not love, it's and admiration 3-If it's because she cries everytime u try to leave. -it's not love, it's PITY. 4-If it's […]
Goodnight sms messages are usually sent as a good night greeting. some buddies like to send funny good night jokes. some prefer to send good night text messages in their native languages i.e urdu or hindi. And almost every lover is suppose to send a good night love sms or a sweet / romantic good […]
Once there was a mirror which used to kill "LIERS" FRENCH:I think I don't smoke (killed) AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed) PATHAN:I think (killed)
I found guidance, friendship, discipline and love, everything, in one person. And that person is you Happy Teachers Day!
Trust a person to the extent that he feels guilty to cheat you Love a person to the extent that he fears to loose you!
Sorry for late SMS Actually police arrested me for killing a girl I swear I didn't kill her I just asked her ,"will u marry me?" and woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p