(31 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)
Loading...1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
(36 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.
When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer..
When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life ..
U call it takdeer. Miss you...
(24 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5)Loading...Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
(19 votes, average: 3.58 out of 5)Loading...My boss asked me today
which one of us was the stupid one.
I told him everyone knows that
YOU don’t hire stupid people ;-)
(16 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)Loading...Wonderful
Couples
in this
World..
Heart & Beats..
Night & Moon..
Music & Songs..
Roses & Loves..
Fish & Water..
My SMS
&
Your SMILE.. :-)
(14 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)Loading...Major Rohail:
Dude EGGS are extra salty today€¦
Tooo much Salt..why?
.
.
Waiter:
Sir hen is suffring from high blood
Pressure
(7 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)Loading...A candle may melt
and its fire may die,
but the love you have given me
will always stay as a flame in my heart.
(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Hi,now i am coming to meet u‚¦
in the way of sun light‚¦
in the way of sweet breeze‚¦
in the way of good wishes‚¦
just to say have a nice day ahead‚¦
(27 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
(42 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho€¦
(8 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)Loading...Log apne bhi hote hai praye bhi.
dilon mein hoti hai sagar jaisi gehrai bhi,
is umeed se kartay hain sms unhein,
ki wo padhein aur hamein,
yaad karke muskrayein bhi...
(18 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)Loading...As a child
we always wanted to grow up
But now we realize that
broken toys and lost pencils
were much better than
broken hearts and lost friends.