Humor Quote by Warren Ellis

“Why be an ostrich?”

— Margaret Mitchell

“Who better than a bunch of celibate male octogenarians to tell the world how to have sex?”

— Dan Brown

“I just don't wanna be an ostrich. That's all.”

— William T. Vollmann

“I'm apparently in love with a thirteen-year-old who makes lewd sex jokes in public, shamelessly plays footsy with me under the table the whole…

— Daryl Banner

“I'm dating three men, living with two more, and having occasional sex with two others. That's seven men. I'm like a pornographic Snow White.…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“Ostriches like shiny things like coins and eyeballs.”

— Charise Mericle Harper

“Oh, yes, poor little me. Had to have sex with the two most beautiful men on the planet in the same night. It was…

— Tiffany Reisz

“In the past five minutes, I had managed to tease my libido, scald my crotch, and catch a world-class elbow with my forehead.”

— B. Justin Shier

“Dan, rabbits who've been fed oysters laced with Viagra don't like sex as much as you do.”

— Matt Dunn

“I think that people's sexual preferences are a legitimate subject for humour, dirty humour if at all possible.”

— Christopher Hitchens

“You bring out a different kind of horny in me— the kind that wants to buy furniture as well as fuck on it. The…

— Sarina Bowen

“Someday someone is going to find this pelvis sexy or I'll never have children.”

— Ned Vizzini