Cowboy Quote by Jeff Foxworthy Download Open image “You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.” — Jeff Foxworthy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cowboy Cowboy hat Feathers Fewer Hats Ifs Might Ostriches Redneck You might be a redneck if
You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window! — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Whether I'm in the main event or on the preliminary card, the same Cowboy is going to be out there. — Donald Cerrone Copy Share Image
“Let's face it. I'm the romantic equivalent of the Bermuda Triangle. Men date me then disappear , never to be heard from again." Jaymes,… — Olivia Jaymes Copy Share Image
Henry Kissinger may have wished I had presented him as a combination of Charles DeGaulle and Disraeli, but I didn't…out of respect for DeGaulle… — Oriana Fallaci Copy Share Image
“Howdy, ma'am. You always talk to yourself?” Velia glanced up into bright eyes, as blue as the flame on a cigarette lighter, belonging to… — Mary J. McCoy-Dressel Copy Share Image
Freebird Michael Hayes was my first broadcast partner who was a pure, 100% antagonist. Hayes and I joined forces during Cowboy Bill Watts' attempt at expanding the Mid-South brand by renaming Mid-South Wrestling the Universal Wrestling Federation. — Jim Ross Copy Share
A lot of old guys in movies are like cowboys - they talk like cowboys and they dress like cowboys. — Val Kilmer Copy Share Image
My uncle Claude was my favorite uncle he was also my godfather. He and I were really, really close. He used to take me to see cowboy movies all the time when I was a little boy because I loved cowboy movies. He got a cowboy name for me, which was Smokey Joe. So from the time I was three… — Smokey Robinson Copy Share
I love vintage cowboy boots, and some days I'm into platform stilettos encrusted in jewels. It's really all over the place. — Kacey Musgraves Copy Share Image
I wore hot pants and cowboy boots and I thought, 'What have I gotten myself into?' — Alek Wek Copy Share Image