The ostrich is the only animal officially endowed with political direction. — Pierre Daninos Copy Share Image
“You know what it's like, finding eight middle-aged guys having tantric sex with ostriches?” — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
A chicken grows up in a little less time than an ostrich. An ostrich takes a whole year. A chicken takes a… — Jack Horner Copy Share Image
The ostrich burying its head in the sand does at any rate wish to convey the impression that its head is the… — Katherine Mansfield Copy Share Image
“Damn her he said to himself. What good does it do my risking my life? She doesn't care whether we own an… — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
“Outrageous...that wilfully selfish tyranny of silence evolved by a crafty old ostrich of a world for its own well-being and comfort.” — Radclyffe Hall Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I ate ostrich. I'm not very proud of it. I was going through a very experimental period and probably during foot and… — Dervla Kirwan Copy Share Image
“Ok, so lastly all we needed to do was to dodge the stage; no way on planet Earth was I going to… — Sophie Wilkinson Copy Share Image
“When an ostrich buries its head in the sand as danger approaches, it very likely takes the happiest course. It hides the… — Peirce Copy Share Image
Madness is the WHO staring into the abyss and denying it is there. Madness is an ostrich who sticks her head in… — Dan Brown Copy Share Image
I have a hippopotamus skull next to my bed, called Gregory. When I was six, my three sisters and I clubbed together… — Deborah Moggach Copy Share Image
OSTRICH, n. A large bird to which (for its sins, doubtless) nature has denied that hinder toe . . . . The… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I don't want a team that escapes from reality and escapes from the truth. I don't want people who are always escaping,… — John Chaney Copy Share Image
“ 'Tragedy admires man. Comedy feels a bit sorry for him.' We think we are kings or queens, masters of the universe… — Debbie Blue Copy Share Image
