Humor Quote by Timur Vermes Download Open image ““And stop smoking," I yelled after him. "You smell like cheap ham!”” — Timur Vermes ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Stop smoking
“A cigarette is like a hamster, harmless until you stick it in your mouth and light it on fire.” — Jim Pickens Copy Share Image
“I squinted from the thick tobacco smoke, the breath of cheap alcohol, and the sweet or very sour smells of wildly divergent hygiene. “Hey!” — Kenneth C. Johnson Copy Share Image
“I hated smoking. The smell alone was enough to nauseate me. But right then, more than anything, I wanted to be that cigarette.” — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
You don't smoke do you?" "No, why?" "They're afraid of fire." "Great, we're going to be eaten alive because neither of us smokes." I… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Not Really," he said then lit a cigarette and handed it to me. I inhaled. Coughed. Wheezed. Gasped for breath. Coughed again. Considered vomiting.… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Ham was standing at the counter in the kitchen with his head turned, glowering at me. “New rule. You don’t do that shit when I’m in the house,” he growled and I blinked. “What shit?” “You use your toy to get off when I’m not fuckin’ here.” Oh my God. He heard me. How humiliating was this? “Ham--” “Heard the… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share
“He smelled good. Sweat and motorcycle and wintergreen. No stinking weed smoke.” — Bryn Greenwood Copy Share Image
“The place between his thighs seemed to him as round and full as a small Virginia smoked ham. He had to get rid of… — R. Balkey Copy Share Image
“Smoking is a filthy habit,” he told the young Waylon. “Wish I’d never picked it up.” — Bryan Nowak Copy Share Image
“He smelled like smoke too, and under it was the edge of apple pies-spice and goodness. Jesus. Even after all that he smelled like… — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
“In Berlin I have time and again met people who make no secret of the fact that their only reason for stirring at such… — Timur Vermes Copy Share Image
“the moment a politician removes his shirt, his policies are dead in the water. All he will say is, “Look, my dear fellow countrymen,… — Timur Vermes Copy Share Image
“To begin with I thought we were driving around in circles until I realised that Herr Starbuck owned dozens of coffee houses.” — Timur Vermes Copy Share Image
“But with superior morale, with an unwavering, fanatical spirit, everything is possible!” — Timur Vermes Copy Share Image
“It came as no surprise to learn of the success the Swede has recently enjoyed with his furniture. In that rotten state of his… — Timur Vermes Copy Share Image
“There are always advantages to having reached a certain time in one's life. I am most pleased that I did not come to politics… — Timur Vermes Copy Share Image
“What irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been up for three hours… — Timur Vermes Copy Share Image
“This black wardrobe all the time. This dark lipstick, this face which you always make up to look so pale, or at least that… — Timur Vermes Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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