Humor Quote by Timur Vermes

“I wore a white velvet gown, similar to my Smolny dress. I looked forward to the day when I could wear any color in…

— Robin Bridges

“MEDVIEDENKO Why do you always wear mourning? MASHA I dress in black to match my life. I am unhappy.”

— Anton Chekhov

“The Clown turned his powdered face to the mirror. "If to be fair is to be beautiful," he said, "who can compare with me…

— Robert W. Chambers

“It wasn't my most fashionable dress, but anyone who called for me at nine o-clock in the bloody morning would have to take what…

— Alyxandra Harvey

“In the morning I had a look so lost, a face so dead, that perhaps those whom I met did not see me .…

— Arthur Rimbaud

“Are you well? You look a trifle peaked.” “If I do, it is because black doesn't become me. I mean to lighten my mourning,…

— Georgette Heyer

“I would look dreadful in black.”

— Sharon Kay Penman

“It was the first time I saw the look on the face of the people I robbed: it was ugly. I was the cause…

— Jean Genet

“it was suddenly obvious to me, that in our household, it was more acceptable to be black and morbidly obese, if only for a…

— Culver Connor McCall

“I expected it would be the same for me, and I wouldn’t show up as a wolf in black tights and a lacy pair…

— Kim Harrison

“His freckles have faded but must riot every summer across his nose and cheeks.”

— Michael Robotham

“That was the next-to-last time I felt any desire. And he was pale and tall (how disgusting tall men are, such a waste of…

— Maryse Holder