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“Lady Catherine has a particular liking for smoked ham. It is important to ensure that it is served in ample quantities.”

— Margaret Lynette Sharp

“The ham tastes like an old handbag.”

— Marie Darrieussecq

“I perceived that I was hungry, and prepared to clamber out of the hammock which, very politely anticipating my intention, twisted round and deposited…

— H. G. Wells

“And stop smoking," I yelled after him. "You smell like cheap ham!”

— Timur Vermes

“He sat on the grass, rested the carcass on his lap and bit into its soft underbelly, spilling its rank contents onto his freshly…

— Howard Dunkley

“Apparently it was cheap pig lard that had inspired the term ham, meaning a poor-quality performer.”

— Juliette Fay

“He chose to eat his tart off my thighs, which I think we both enjoyed.”

— Nicole Peeler

“Yep, I must have done something wrong in a past life because I was definitely being tested. He wore an aged pair of jeans,…

— Elisabeth Grace

“Big. Thick. Meaty. It looked like it belonged in a meat market, not in a man’s pants.”

— Sable Sylvan

“But at supper that evening after I asked him to pass the damn ham, please, Uncle Jack pointed at me. 'See me afterwards young…

— Harper Lee

“He put a cigarette between his lips and I was transfixed. Smoking was a filthy habit, but I’d never wanted to be a cigarette…

— N.R. Walker