Funny Quote by Tim Vine Download Open image “I met this gangster who pulls up people's pants. Name's Wedgie Kray.” — Tim Vine ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Gangsters Humor Mets Names Pants People Pull ups
The name is Krayzie, big bad ass bone. Wanted up north for all the gold that I stole. Along with some cash I even… — Krayzie Bone Copy Share Image
Party crasher, panty snatcher. Call me up if you're a gangsta. Don't be fancy, just get dancy Why so serious? — P!nk Copy Share Image
The hit rap duo Kris Kross wore their trousers backwards, in the Nineties, and I wore my trousers backwards to a school disco. It… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
Gangster...Hustler. And I still found time to kiss my mother. Live like I'm dreamin' kick my feet up, gun pulled my waist remind me… — Pusha T (Clipse Copy Share Image
You named them: hustlers, killers, fiends, ex-cons. I called them: cousins, aunts, pops, moms. To you? Hoodlums, crackheads, gunmens. To me? Just neighbors, classmates,… — Ka Copy Share Image
I met Arsene Wenger. He took me and Dad out for dinner. That was cool, but strange too. It's Arsene Wenger, you know? He's… — Martin Odegaard Copy Share Image
Dear Gangsta, if you pulled up your pants maybe you could run from the cops faster. — Amanda Roberts Copy Share Image
“Back in high school, I started a gang called “The Illiterates.” To easily identify fellow gang members, we all wore letterman jackets.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
My dad wasn't a gangster, and he wasn't a criminal, but he sure liked to rub padded shoulders with them. — Jerry Heller Copy Share Image
Khaki trousers soon became the province of hipsters like Jack Kerouac and Miles Davis. They were taken to new heights by Ralph Lauren, who… — Roger Stone Copy Share Image
If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I'd like to start with the chimney jokes - I've got a stack of them. The first one is on the house. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him, ‘Don’t be Sicily’. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I was in this restaurant and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.' — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
My mate asked me "What do you think of voluntary work?" I said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me." — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I'm not someone who gets to play The O2 and places like that, but that's the kind of rock and roll venue. The popularity… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
