Comedy Quote by Steven Wright

“And...how much are we getting paid for achieving the impossible?”

— Brandon Sanderson

I'm getting paid to eat. It's not too bad of a life.

— Joey Chestnut

But if it's tolerable mediocrity, and you're like, 'Well, you know it could be worse. At least I'm getting paid.' Then you wind up…

— Tim Ferriss

I was getting paid to be involved with what I loved more than anything on earth: clothes.

— Joseph Abboud

That's the first band I ever played in that was working and I was getting paid for it. I was 12. The other guys…

— Danny Gatton

If any one of my players isn’t interfering with play, they’re not getting paid.

— Brian Clough

It's unbelievable really. For something that started off as a hobby, I ended up getting paid for doing it.

— Ricky Hatton

I don't know what's better: getting laid or getting paid. I just know when I'm getting one, the other's getting away.

— Kanye West

If the players aren't getting paid, there's something terribly, terribly wrong, and that's true only in the United States. Everywhere else, where money is…

— Frank Deford

As long as you are getting to do what you love and getting paid to do it, it's the best feeling.

— Varun Sharma

I've been playing football all my life and I wasn't getting paid for it when I was younger.

— Andy Carroll

Everybody, every tradesman that worked for Shafin or built my house got fully paid, well paid. Everybody got paid. I would like that to…

— Shane Filan