Feel Quote by Steven Wright

“I feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think and getting paid for it.”

Steven Wright

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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

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If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.

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Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances.

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I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it.

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It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The…

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I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I…

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“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.”

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When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say…

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I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them.

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I want to do - I want to be putting out classic stuff that's gonna stick and last forever, you feel me?

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