Hard Quote by Stephen Colbert Download Open image “It's hard to swallow your pride. That's why I slather mine in mayonnaise.” — Stephen Colbert ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Hard Mayonnaise Mines Pride Swallow Your Pride
Pride is Tasteless, Colorless, and Sizeless. Yet! It is the hardest thing to swallow. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I swallowed my damn pride for you but you just ignored that like it's not hard for me to do that — Rakii Retondo Copy Share Image
I do have some guilty pleasures. I'm very keen on mayonnaise, so that's a shame, as I'm always battling with my weight. But I… — Rick Stein Copy Share Image
When you've done something wrong, admit it and be sorry. No one in history has ever choked to death from swallowing his pride. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't be bitter. Everybody suffers. If you can accept your suffering then you will understand other people better. Be grateful for pain. Love life. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
We all deserve credit for this new surveillance state that we live in because we the people voted for the Patriot Act. Democrats and… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I've long been against illegal aliens, partly because they distract us from an even bigger threat: real aliens. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Believe in me, cause I don't believe in anything, and I wanna be someone to believe. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
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I live by syllogisms: God is love. Love is blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God. I don't know what I'd… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
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