Food, like anything else, lives in the physical world and obeys the laws of physics. When you whisk together some oil and… — Nathan Myhrvold Copy Share Image
Mayonnaise is a lot like men, it can make everything much better, adding flavor and ease to your life. Or, it can… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
I'm not a person who writes really abstract things with oblique references. I look at abstraction like I look at condiments. Give… — Wynton Marsalis Copy Share Image
You don't use mayonnaise, why? ... Are you addicted to mayonnaise? Is it okay if I use mayonnaise? I could go outside... — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
What exactly are the ingredients of Ranch dressing? Mayo and disappointment? — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I spent my childhood eating. The only exercise I got was trying to twist off the cap of a jar of mayonnaise. — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
My notion of an elegant table is you don't leave the knife sticking out of the mayonnaise jar. — Sue Grafton Copy Share Image
Europe's the mayonnaise all right, but America supplies the good old lobster. — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
Mayonnaise, like hollandaise, was invented by the French to cover up the flavor of spoiled flesh, stale vegetables, rotten fish. Beware the… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
I remember the stink of the liverwurst. How I was put on a platter and laid between the mayonnaise and the bacon.… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. — Hubert H. Humphrey Copy Share Image
It's hard to swallow your pride. That's why I slather mine in mayonnaise. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
It's difficult to say there's something I dislike the most about Hillary Clinton. Frankly, in a weird way, she's had to eat… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I've put mayonnaise in my hair, avocado, Kool-Aid, lemon - all the things. — Chloe Fineman Copy Share Image
Bobby Petrino slinks through coaching jobs with the stench and trustworthiness of expired mayonnaise. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
“ The moment I put it in my mouth and bit down... ... an exquisite and entirely unexpected flavor exploded in my… — Yuto Tsukuda Copy Share Image
And oil's not supposed to mix with water. But then someone invented mayonnaise, and wham - instant mixing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A hippo sandwich is easy to make. All you do is simply take one slice of bread, one slice of cake, some… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's just 'Oh my God, I love the taste of fried oysters on French bread with mayonnaise and an order of… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
I keep looking for ultimate answers, but maybe there aren't any or maybe I'm not looking in the right places, because in… — Rachel Vail Copy Share Image
One of my favorite things is mayonnaise and I have to tell you that. I love mayonnaise, but I don't eat it… — Mike Ditka Copy Share Image
