Deep thought Quote by Jack Handey

Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.

— Jack Handey

I had always assumed that the right way to do it was to these engineers, put them in offices by themselves with doors that…

— Eric Schmidt

The amount you give isn't important. What matters is what that amount represents in terms of your life.

— Jim Rohn

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing…

— Anonymous

I never knew an early-rising, hard-working, prudent man, careful of his earnings, and strictly honest who complained of bad luck.

— Henry Ward Beecher

The biggest battle in life is with yourself

— Dennis Prager

Be bold in your caring, and be bold in your dreaming.

— George H. W. Bush

Sometimes I wonder if I'm patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but on both sides.

— Jack Handey

I don't understand people who say life is a mystery, because what is it they want to know?

— Jack Handey

It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a…

— Jack Handey