Quote by Brian Conaghan

“I always wanted to write a book that ended with the word Mayonnaise.”

— Richard Brautigan

“Q: Who invented mayonnaise?   A: Somebody with bad taste.”

— Barry Raspbody

I thought a great line in the What Just Happened movie said, "We're just the mayonnaise."

— Barry Levinson

“Make sure you embrace days more than a jar does mayonnaise.”

— Noah Nichols

“I want a sexual innuendo sandwich, hold the mayonnaise.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Even with all the mayonnaise in the world, you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.”

— Greg Behrendt

When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at…

— Jack Handey

“I was trying to figure out a way to tell him his love mayonnaise had mad skills and no one at this table could…

— Tara Sivec

“She restored herself with a cocktail and an excellent lobster mayonnaise. Phryne was devoted to lobster mayonnaise, with cucumbers.”

— Kerry Greenwood

It's a poorboy sanditch,' Roland said. 'With lots of mayo, whatever that is. I'd want a sauce that didn't look quite so much like…

— Stephen King

“All Carolina folk are crazy for mayonnaise, mayonnaise is as ambrosia to them, the food of their tarheeled gods. Mayonnaise comforts them, causes the…

— Tom Robbins

You're baloney without the mayo.

— Frank Zappa