Quote by Greg Behrendt

“You cannot make chicken salad out of Chicken shit.”

— Edward Thomas

“It’s your life. Only you can choose what you make with it, whether it’s chicken salad or chicken shit.”

— Alex Kava

“...in a world where McDonald's now sells salads with low-fat dressing, anything is possible.”

— Dean Koontz

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken feathers

— Joe Kuhel

Can't make chicken salad out of chicken noodle

— Mike Ditka

Life, you either make it chicken salad or chicken shit!

— Anonymous

“Q: Who invented mayonnaise?   A: Somebody with bad taste.”

— Barry Raspbody

“I always wanted to write a book that ended with the word Mayonnaise.”

— Richard Brautigan

Son, in politics you've got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad.

— Lyndon B Johnson

You can't set a hen in one morning and have chicken salad for lunch.

— George M. Humphrey

call it chicken salad

— Sarah Dessen

“Make sure you embrace days more than a jar does mayonnaise.”

— Noah Nichols