Real stuff Quote by Susan Donovan

“I always wanted to write a book that ended with the word Mayonnaise.”

— Richard Brautigan

“Make sure you embrace days more than a jar does mayonnaise.”

— Noah Nichols

“I want a sexual innuendo sandwich, hold the mayonnaise.”

— Jarod Kintz

It's a poorboy sanditch,' Roland said. 'With lots of mayo, whatever that is. I'd want a sauce that didn't look quite so much like…

— Stephen King

“All Carolina folk are crazy for mayonnaise, mayonnaise is as ambrosia to them, the food of their tarheeled gods. Mayonnaise comforts them, causes the…

— Tom Robbins

There is something about someone making a fantastic sandwich, taking care to spread lots of mayo all the way to the edges. Making sure…

— April Bloomfield

“I brought horny in a brown paper bag from home that I’ll break out at lunchtime and put over someone’s ugly head. Tomorrow I’ll…

— Jarod Kintz

Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

— Joan Rivers

You're baloney without the mayo.

— Frank Zappa

“She restored herself with a cocktail and an excellent lobster mayonnaise. Phryne was devoted to lobster mayonnaise, with cucumbers.”

— Kerry Greenwood

“ The moment I put it in my mouth and bit down... ... an exquisite and entirely unexpected flavor exploded in my mouth! It…

— Yuto Tsukuda

“Your skin is transparent as distilled moonlight”

— john j geddes