Fat women Quote by Susan Donovan Download Open image ““Ah, Milk Duds. The official candy of pissed-off fat women everywhere”” — Susan Donovan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fat women
“They're going to drown me in milk--what a waste of good baby-food!” — William Moulton Marston Copy Share Image
“...it's fat women who are really beautiful. The fatter the better.” — Antonio Olinto Copy Share Image
“I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk.” — Maurice Moss Copy Share Image
“Human milk is like ice cream, penicillin, and the drug ecstasy all wrapped up in two pretty packages.” — Florence Williams Copy Share Image
“I don’t buy milk cartons for the calcium. I buy them for the portraits. All those people aren’t missing milk as much as I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“ladies began boycotting our fruit stands because they were afraid our produce might be tainted with arsenic. Insurance companies canceled our insurance. Banks froze… — Julie Otsuka Copy Share Image
“Light mayonnaise is like masturbation—it approximates the real thing but leaves you unfulfilled, ultimately leading to fantasies about diving face-first into a big-ass jar… — Susan Donovan Copy Share Image
“A punching bag. The guy was pounding on a punching bag. That realization took about a nanosecond to register in her brain before the… — Susan Donovan Copy Share Image
“And I want cabana boys named Raoul to rub warm, fragrant oil all over me, from head to toe, all over my throat and… — Susan Donovan Copy Share Image
“As her lungs pumped and her head cleared, she wondered if all the effort she’d put into blotting out the pain had deadened her… — Susan Donovan Copy Share Image
“Dear God, there couldn't be a single thing more humiliating in this entire world. Unless, of course, Hairy had been out here in his… — Susan Donovan Copy Share Image
I think we love who we love and there’s not a damn thing that can be done about it. — Susan Donovan Copy Share Image
“She'd even violated the only sensible rule of dieting she'd ever run across, the sage advice of the Muppets' Miss Piggy, who recommended never… — Susan Donovan Copy Share Image
“Have you ever met a man who looked so damn delicious that you wanted to sop him up with a hot buttermilk biscuit and… — Susan Donovan Copy Share Image
“That’s the kind of dress that belongs on the floor, all wrinkled up, with the zipper broken and the sleeves torn. That dress isn’t… — Susan Donovan Copy Share Image
I wanted to be strong when I went back to Persuasion. Strong and beautiful and totally together. I dreamed of the day I’d get… — Susan Donovan Copy Share Image
A lot of times I play a fat woman with cats who has no boyfriends. And in real life, I'm allergic to cats and… — Sarah Baker Copy Share Image
I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
“Honestly, this 'Where do you get your confidence?' chapter could be sixteen words long. Because there was really only one step to my body… — Lindy West Copy Share Image
“Don’t tell thin women to eat a cheeseburger. Don’t tell fat women to put down the fork. Don’t tell underweight men to bulk up.… — Lindy West Copy Share Image
Because Melissa McCarthy actually is a fat woman, she isnt allowed to make brash statements about body acceptance. She has to apologize for her… — Jennifer Armintrout Copy Share Image
I used to watch all these great fat women in the audience laughing at the comic, and I would think how wonderful it would… — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
There are a lot of fat women on TV. I know. I've made my living playing them. — Conchata Ferrell Copy Share Image
My great hope for us as young women is to start being kinder to ourselves so that we can be kinder to each other.… — Emma Stone Copy Share Image
My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
“...it's fat women who are really beautiful. The fatter the better.” — Antonio Olinto Copy Share Image